On Saturday July 16th J.J. Watt singed with the Houston Dash organization. It has been no secret how much of a fan of J.J. Watt President Chris Canetti has been, tweeting J.J.¹ more than One Direction fans tweet Harry Styles!
So obviously when Canetti found out that JJ would be attending the game on Saturday
to see his rumored girlfriend and Dash forward Kealia Ohai², Canetti jumped at the chance to fangirl his idol by bringing him in for the “special tour”, Chris brought J.J. in to watch the match in Canetti’s private suite, while lavishing him with food (popcorn),
as well as air conditioning where J.J. let down his guard and enjoyed the rock star treatment as he watched a great game! The Dash promptly handed the league leaders Portland a 3-0 butt whooping helping Canetti to orchestrate this coup d’etat and before he knew knew it, J.J. was signing on the dotted line.
So now it’s official: J.J. Watt is one of the Houston Dash…fans!
Disclaimer: This story is in no way accurate, factual or ever in any way connected to any one mention, alive or dead/real or created. It is purely fictional and the brain hallucination of my satirical mind and has no base in reality.