This Just In, Love Story: A Twist Of Fate..

Even when the path looks clear, sometimes it’s the wrong turns that lead you to the best destinations.

When Last we left off J.J. Watt had found Kealia Ohai, the sister of fellow Texan Brian Cushing’s wife Megan. After keeping their relationship a secret for months they chose to take it public being spotted out and about in Houston and J.J. even showing up to support her at a Houston Dash home game.

JJ Watt & Kealia Ohai= Ohatt
JJ Watt & Kealia Ohai=
Ohatt

Things looked to be going great for the two and even made for a great love story,

The Sisters and The Texans

but this is where our love story takes a twist…

J.J. is what we would call perfect in every way. He’s handsome, rich, famous, an amazing football player, an all around great guy…yes we could go on; but is he too perfect? Like the Prince riding in on his white horse to save the day, but what if the day wasn’t in need of saving? What if the princess wasn’t looking for a prince? Sometimes the the the real prince is just a regular guy.

After dating J.J. for a while, Kealia realized that even though they may have been perfect on paper, in a story, it just wasn’t meant to be

HOUSTON, TX, 29 March 2015, NWSL Preseason: Houston Dash vs University of Texas

and as the fates would have it the real prince of her heart could already be there just waiting for his chance at love.

(Photo: Houston Sports Images)

Michael J. Cox. He was just a regular guy who was around in the background but not in a creepy stalker way, more in the best friend who you can always count on when the going gets rough and tough.

Brian and Megan with Micheal
Brian and Megan with Micheal

Brian and Megan often came to Kealia’s games and one game,  when fans realized that the Brian Cushing was there, they swarmed him pushing Megan off to the side. Michael realized what was going on and being the great friend he’s always been, stepped in and protected what we later found out was a 4 months pregnant Megan. Every few seconds Brian would sneak a peek over to Megan and Michael, making sure that she was still safe. After about an hour of being mobbed by fans, and worrying for Megan’s safety, Michael realized it was getting to be to much for Brian to handle but being to kind to tell fans to go away or even just walk away he continued to take photos and give autographs. So Michael grabbed one of his security buddies and was able to rescued Brian from the mob of fans.

Michael and Megan laughing with security after being saved from the on rush of fans while Brian gets Megan some food, pregers got hungry!
Michael and Megan laughing with security after being saved from the on rush of fans while Brian gets Megan some food, pregers gets hungry!

Kealia and Megan have always been close,

Haley, Kealia, Megan, and Melissa
Haley, Kealia, Megan, and Melissa Dash preseason.

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and even though a regular guy may not have been the obvious choice sometimes fate surprises you. As time went on the three became closer and after Kealia had become tired of the “perfect man” J.J. Watt, she began to see that someone can go from friends to much more when you’re not even looking. The way Michael stood up for Brian and stood by Megan, not just anyone does that. She found that the guy she really wanted was there all along,

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just a regular guy not the prince on a white horse but her twist of fate.

 

Disclaimer: This story is in no way accurate, factual or ever in any way connected to Brian Cushing, Megan Cushing, Kealia Ohia or J.J. Watt. It is purely fictional and the brain hallucination of my satirical mind and has no base in reality.

This Just In, The Sisters and the Texans, a Love Story

The tale of the Two sisters and the Texans began when Brian Cushing, was asked about his wife and her sister Kealia.

Megan and Kealia have always been close. I could just picture Brian sitting there after they had eaten dinner and were about to watch  highlight reels or one of his old games and Kealia grabbing the remote and changing the channel to the Real Housewives of Anything or Brian saying he’s hungry, waiting for Megan to fix him something and then Kealia showing up, and out the two of them would go, leaving Brian standing at the counter with stuff to fix his own sandwich..

Brian Cushing fixing adding his own condiments as Megan jokes around with Dynamo & Dash Fan Micheal J. Cox
Brian Cushing adding his own condiments as Megan jokes around with Dynamo & Dash Fan Michael J. Cox

Though she projects to the world how happy and content with her love story she was, all she talked about her was her sister who was lacking the ability to find love on her own.

Kealia Ohia Houston Dash vs Portland Thorns at BBVA Compass Stadium, Houston, Texas
Kealia Ohai Houston Dash vs Portland Thorns

The Great Cush would say how knowing that Megan’s husband was the Texans’ best, most famous and all around #1 player, she could only think of one person to hook her baby sister up with, but since she was married to him there was no one else that could measure up. Not knowing what else to do and having no other options to choose from, she gave up on the idea resolute in the knowledge that her sister would die alone. After everything I had learned, if nothing else came of this story, I was going to break the the best kept secret in the organization, Brian Cushing is a douche¹.

Not missing a beat, he continued saying how Megan was so burdened with this info she decided to take her sister with her to all the Texans practices so Kealia wouldn’t have to stay home all alone crying herself to sleep and munching down gallons of ice cream out of lonely misery, but more importantly so The Great Cush wouldn’t lose his personal cheerleader.

Who could have known or even thought it possible that during one of these outings with an entire Texans team, Kealia would catch the eye of J.J.Watt after The Great Cush told him all about her so that he could say all the right stuff, of course. The Great Cush eluded to J.J. being one of those guys that you don’t really like that much but you have to put up with cause he’s part of the team, kinda like Kealia and that’s when it hit him. A player literally slammed into him and knocked him to the ground.  As he was on the ground he looked over and saw Megan, Kealia, and J.J. chatting so he thought well he was an OK player,  but no where near the greatness, amazingness, big and strongness grand man like The Great Cush, but him being already taken…
Megan&Brian Cushing Photo credit Micheal J.Cox
Megan&Brian Cushing
Photo credit Michael J.Cox
So in the weeks following J.J. and Kealia saw each other privately, a lot of double dates, some after practice hanging out at then after about a month they chose to go public,
being  caught on video by some of the millions of Houston Texans’ fans and the hundreds of Houston Dash fans. Now there are even photographs of J.J. showing up to Dash Games supporting Kealia.
JJ Watt & Kealia Ohai= Ohatt
 The latest was at the Dash vs the Portland game where the Dash handed the league leading Thorns a 3-0 thrashing with Kealia scoring the 3rd goal.
Kealia Ohia Dash vs Portland
Kealia Ohai
Dash vs Portland
Mr Cushing eluded to the fact that he was sure the couple of soccer fans out there hoped that J.J. would continue showing up because whatever he’s doing, it was having a great effect on Kealia.
Thank God for The Great and Powerful Cush , if not for his smart brain and quick action!  The couple are gold and J.J. could use the notice-ability, cause now he’ll forever be indebted to The Great Cush for setting them up. If Megan could have had something to do with this, if she had thought of it (though to be fair to her The Great Cush is the only player who matters) she could have taken credit for this, the tale of the perfect hook up. The tale of The Sisters and the Texans.
∗ Source : http://terezowens.com/jj-watt-is-dating-teammates-sister-in-law/
¹ Brian Cushing, to my knowledge, is not in any way a douche
Disclaimer: This story is in no way accurate, factual or ever in any way connected to Brian Cushing, Megan Cushing, Kealia Ohia or J.J. Watt. It is purely fictional and the brain hallucination of my satirical mind and has no base in reality.

 

This Just In, J.J. Watt newest acquisition for the Houston Dash

July 16, 2016: NWSL Regular Season: Houston Dash vs Portland Timbers at BBVA Compass Stadium, Houston, Texas

On Saturday July 16th J.J. Watt singed with the Houston Dash organization.  It has been no secret how much of a fan of J.J. Watt President Chris Canetti has been,  tweeting J.J.¹ more than One Direction fans tweet Harry Styles!

So obviously when Canetti found out that JJ would be attending the game on Saturday

July 16, 2016: NWSL Regular Season: Houston Dash vs Portland Timbers at BBVA Compass Stadium, Houston, Texas
Additional fans blurred to protect anonymity. Photo credit: Anonymous Fan

to see his rumored girlfriend and Dash forward Kealia Ohai², Canetti jumped at the chance to fangirl his idol by bringing him in for the “special tour”, Chris brought J.J. in to watch the match in Canetti’s private suite, while lavishing him with food (popcorn),

July 16, 2016: NWSL Regular Season: Houston Dash vs Portland Timbers at BBVA Compass Stadium, Houston, Texas
wined and dined in the present’s box with Chris Cannetti and his family (faces blurred to protect family anonymity) where he finalized the deal. Photo credit: Anonymous Fan

as well as air conditioning where J.J. let down his guard and enjoyed the rock star treatment as he watched a great game! The Dash promptly handed the league leaders Portland a 3-0 butt whooping helping Canetti to orchestrate this coup d’etat and before he knew knew it, J.J. was  signing on the dotted line.

So now it’s official: J.J. Watt is one of the Houston Dash…fans!

July 16, 2016: NWSL Regular Season: Houston Dash vs Portland Timbers at BBVA Compass Stadium, Houston, Texas
July 16, 2016: NWSL Regular Season: Houston Dash vs Portland Timbers at BBVA Compass Stadium, Houston, Texas

¹https://twitter.com/chriscanetti/status/620040469943205888
²http://mix965houston.cbslocal.com/2016/06/22/jj-watt-is-rumored-to-be-dating-a-houston-dash-player-photos/

 

Disclaimer: This story is in no way accurate, factual or ever in any way connected to any one mention, alive or dead/real or created. It is purely fictional and the brain hallucination of my satirical mind and has no base in reality.